1. ninfia:

    im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

    Reblogged from: teenytigress
  2. proctalgia:

    i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

    Reblogged from: teenytigress
  3. officialdailycouple:

    When someone says Disneyland and Disney World are the same thing:

    image

    Reblogged from: blackmanwizrdproblmz
  4. nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

    nikkipher:

    THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

    Reblogged from: teenytigress
  5. unfollower:

    tips for college:

    • no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
    • dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
    • dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom 
    • dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom
    Reblogged from: teenytigress
  6. pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

    pulpdrinker:

    i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

    Reblogged from: teenytigress
  7. human:

    petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 

    Reblogged from: fckpunk
  8. colesprouseofficial:

    sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

    Reblogged from: fckpunk
  9. starrattlerofprydain:

    Pfft, this is great!

    Reblogged from: disneyismyescape
    • kid: dad whats a 69
    • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
    Reblogged from: fckpunk
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